Heard around the house

Let me just say that Peyton cracks me up!
He is so funny.
Things he has said lately that I want to remember

Daddy, you have to go to bed, you have work tomorrow.

Alphie: Is there anything you don't know?
Peyton: NO!

You are not listening to me! (removes card from Alphie)

Mommy are you outside?
Me: no
Mommy are you outside?
Me: no
Then take your shoes off.
(This is something Brian says to the boys)

I didn't kiss your chipmunks!

I am sure there are more. He has had us laughing the last few nights.